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thelilnan:

stickittothemandria:

dampsandwich:

why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves!

only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base

I finally understand dubstep

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pansyfemme:

going to get your tubes tied and when ur done ur doctor shows you an ultrasouns and he’s tied them into a perfect baloon dog :)

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loth-catgirl:

inbabylontheywept:

metalgeara-10ciiscorpionhmcs:

metalgeara-10ciiscorpionhmcs:

I love seeing list memes where someone makes a “le cool people vs le cringe” and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club

image

You just KNOW this dudes 5'11"

I’m 5'11, but in most casual conversations I’ll say I’m 5'9. I do this purely for the chaos that it creates. Because everyone assumes that men only exaggerate their height up, it makes me look like the only person honestly describing their height and thus knocks at least 2 inches off everyone else’s description. The panic that the 6'1 guys feel at the thought of being described as 5'11 is hard to understate. I have had people run back to their cars to grab tape measures.

If I could get away with describing myself as 4'6 I would.

you are the diametrical opposite of the aforementioned guy. you are a demigod walking among mortals

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aliciabenissa:

grey-sorcery:

This is why it is so important to be critical and double check everything you generate using image generators and text-based AI.

Just tried this with prompts about Jewish people.

For a prompt with color photorealism style applied, EVERY SINGLE IMAGE WAS IN BLACK AND WHITE. Some even had aging filters to make it look like old film. Fashions projected indicates all the “pictures” were of Ashkenazim from the 1940s or earlier.

AI thinks all Jews were Ashkenazim who stopped existing past the advent of color photography; and more importantly that they stopped existing past the Shoah.

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